The most difficult Halloween trick is to get the treats and the kids to come out even.

Fresh spider cider.

What do you call a dentist who treats werewolves? Brave.

That's witchful thinking.

How do you stop a Frankenstein biting his nails? Give him screws.

Why did the ugly ghost cross the road? To visit the bootician

What do you call a skeleton snake? a rattler!

Why was the mummy tense and stressed? He was all wound up

Why do skeletons wear dark glasses? camouflage

Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Take a fright turn into the fright zone.

The graveyard shift is best. No bones about it!

Witch Parking Only! All others will be toad!

Eat, drink and be scary.

Why are skeletons scared? They are easily rattled

Why was the broom late to pick up the witch? It over swept

Free broom with flying lessons.

Living in a nudist colony takes the fun out of Halloween.

I'm too cute to spook.

I only spook when spooken to.

If the broom fits, fly it.